SaveTheMuggles

2819 pts ยท July 31, 2014


Scientists are nerdy and socially awkward because every time they find out magic is real a damned wizard from the DoM pops up and obliviates the poor sucker. This shit HAS to add up over time. The better scientists end up getting wiped every week or two. Have you seen the state of Stephen Hawking?

Yeah you know what if the majority of guys who have to walk 12 hours every day, carry at least one child for half of it, be able to suddenly sprint towards danger, climb and soft play and adventure playground, carry nappies, wipes, spare clothes, sunscreen, "clean" binkies, be able to dry scrub off most bodily and environmental fluids and solids, all choose one look there may be something in it.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

The answer to the question "can a billionaire ever be a good person" is that first picture

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's per person

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Probably cocobo race for tidus' ultimate. It radicalised me

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a big rock. I'd better call my friends. None of them have got a rock this big.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a guy on our team who dresses as a pirate?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the dingle bop isnt pushed through the grumbo when the fleeb is rubbed the fleeb juice wont properly attract the schlami. Obviously that means when they cut away the fleeb there wont be any hizzards, the blamfs wont have proper friction against the chumbles and removing the plubis and grumbo will leave you with a product that is defective if not outright dangerous.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck You Shoresy

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Good point, I guess restraint with that horrific capability is a lot more than the vast majority of the world will ever be in a position to demonstrate. The peace prize criteria does specifically refer to a reduction of standing armies though so not using them - but still keeping them - should be a detractor (yeah i know he was never gonna be in a position to significantly reduce the destructive potential of the US military)

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Make Politics Dull (AF) Again!

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree, it was at least awarded before his expansion of the drone program so was at best premature. BUT the fact (I'm assuming by your use of basic punctuation) Obama supporters can recognise that he wasn't deserving without mentally imploding is interesting. TBF I don't think anyone who is commander and chief of the largest military on the planet should be even in consideration.

11 months ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Good lord.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We Did"
-The Empire of his Royal Britannic Majesty King James of Scotland and I Guess England if I Have To

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

why arent these banned

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that right there is a five head.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so the right are now doing things so intrinsically wrong even Raphael and Tucker need time (or reward) adjust downwards. wow.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yay this should bring all those kids back to life.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. But it was well big so Sauron just used his massive army instead.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't need to. Just stop going to work for two weeks.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Something is off. its designated an well known busking pitch, There's someone there very very very often. "Karen" is either lonely and troubled and happens to be caught on camera or something else is going on hopefully not related to generating views.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

ratio for 100 year old dudes looking to hook up in Barbados is out of control

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hang on am i getting poisoned? im like super thristy, kinda spotty, have wicked insomnia and now a paranoid belief im being poisoned?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have respect for rush as at least he put himself on the line. If elon wants to be remembered as a real man he should back it up by going up in his own rockets with 5 or 6 of his billionaire mates. then i'd really respect him. Maybe do it 20 or so times. You hear me grok! Tell him that!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#2 does this happen just in spring or is their a second season of firefly?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you went to asda , waitrose and sainsburys for one meal?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That reminds me I havent stolen the new series of Strange New Worlds for free using a vpn, qbittorrent and the simple google search Pirate Proxy yet.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only redeeming feature of Nazis is that everyone hates Nazis, and as the most practised haters around the people that hate Nazis the most are the other Nazis. It's fun when they eat each other.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its a fantastic idea. They should have just one cell filled with tacky gold painted plaster, a kitchen that serves only mcdonalds burgers and no way on or off.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0