Schmoppo

6983 pts ยท March 29, 2011


This is my public profile and I'm just now getting around to writing something. I like Pizza.

Coyotes? Maybe. #birdsarentreal

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It's kicking in...

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I miss my dog.

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Berker Berma

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I want my fiddle back!

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Michael Berryman

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Trumpkin Spice Latte

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Time to buy some bug spray

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Tweekers Paradise

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EDWARD MACARONI FORK

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Yes, it's true: this man has no dick.

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The award for "Most Punchable Face" goes to........

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My wife bought the cheapest and creepiest face wash ever.

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My friend ran into Stephen Dorff last night in Vegas

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The Patron Saint of Prostitution

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This pleases the Goat Lord greatly

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It's time for some poop jokes

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I MEANT TO DO THAT!

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IMGURERS ASSEMBLE!

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It's still real to me, DAMMIT!!!

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No wonder my wife won't eat mayo

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Las Vegas needs to prepare itself........ summer is coming.

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Carpenter 1 Fire burning over Vegas. Blood red sun.

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Yay!!! Mom made me lunch, what a great day!

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They aren't the same..... right?

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Methamphetamine.

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This man hasn't had a drop of alcohol in 40 years, but is still a good sport when asked to pretend.

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I write my wife little notes before I go to bed. I had a few beers.

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At my first live hockey game. Apparently hockey is exhausting.

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I call him POW! He's a big, cool kitty.

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I contemplated jumping from this building more times then I can count. The view was just too beautiful

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Accidentally stumbled upon your Mom's place of business...

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This is how you lose friends in a spectacular fashion.

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Let's roll!

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Son, this is unacceptab.... Aw hell, I'm not even mad, I'm impressed

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Desert hijinx

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Goodbye spindles of useless CD's

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Dafuq did I just trip over?

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Dammit gun! Get down from there!

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Where to folks?

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I've come too far to turn back. Also, I forgot my pants.

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I love SOA, but every time they say Jesus Christ this is all I can think of

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