Coyotes? Maybe. #birdsarentreal
It's kicking in...
I miss my dog.
Berker Berma
I want my fiddle back!
Michael Berryman
Trumpkin Spice Latte
Time to buy some bug spray
Tweekers Paradise
EDWARD MACARONI FORK
Yes, it's true: this man has no dick.
The award for "Most Punchable Face" goes to........
My wife bought the cheapest and creepiest face wash ever.
My friend ran into Stephen Dorff last night in Vegas
The Patron Saint of Prostitution
This pleases the Goat Lord greatly
It's time for some poop jokes
I MEANT TO DO THAT!
IMGURERS ASSEMBLE!
It's still real to me, DAMMIT!!!
No wonder my wife won't eat mayo
Las Vegas needs to prepare itself........ summer is coming.
Carpenter 1 Fire burning over Vegas. Blood red sun.
Yay!!! Mom made me lunch, what a great day!
They aren't the same..... right?
Methamphetamine.
This man hasn't had a drop of alcohol in 40 years, but is still a good sport when asked to pretend.
I write my wife little notes before I go to bed. I had a few beers.
At my first live hockey game. Apparently hockey is exhausting.
I call him POW! He's a big, cool kitty.
I contemplated jumping from this building more times then I can count. The view was just too beautiful
Accidentally stumbled upon your Mom's place of business...
This is how you lose friends in a spectacular fashion.
Let's roll!
Son, this is unacceptab.... Aw hell, I'm not even mad, I'm impressed
Desert hijinx
Goodbye spindles of useless CD's
Dafuq did I just trip over?
Dammit gun! Get down from there!
Where to folks?
I've come too far to turn back. Also, I forgot my pants.
I love SOA, but every time they say Jesus Christ this is all I can think of