Scumblebum

830 pts ยท March 15, 2017


2/2 I have more than enough to last through a quarantine or take an easier way out if it goes nuclear, which it won't, just saying.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being in almost daily pain I've never left a supermarket without a couple of packs of pain killers. 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Excellent substitute foe toilet roll, wiping your ass with it is it's most useful application.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you think you have but are not presenting with life threatening symptoms, stay the fuck at home and just recover in comfort.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think toilet paper is pretty much produced everywhere. I know the Sun, The Mirror and the Daily Mail make tons everyday.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you inherit a debt?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yes, I know monkeys are not apes.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You want a planet of the apes, cos this is how you get one.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Safety rule 1, no scarves, long hair or shirt tails, anything flappy and you am dead. Beautiful but that rear wheel is a tad scary.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the karma kicks in.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

70 years of habit dies hard, the muscle memory needs retraining.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My stockpile includes 2 cases of decent British ale, 2 of wine and 1 of cider, if I do have to isolate at least I can be pissed for 14 days

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this the Mandala effect?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's the Singer sewing machine was sent to Africa, I didn't donate it because I was going there, just to be unnecessarily clear.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had one of them, it was my grans before she died, it sat in my living room until the 80s when I donated it to a charity to go to Africa.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what we need when faced with a viral crisis, advice from corporate shills, fuck the doctors eh, what do they know.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't get into the fort unless you know the password which is 'Trump is a cunting twat'

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It is a little known secret that the virus can not penetrate toilet tissue, those of us in the know are building forts in the living room.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Awwww

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A demonstration of 'what doesn't kill you makes you stronger' build up immunity so only the deadly can get to you.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the chads are ruining it for the nerds again.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Christ was a Communist, he took 5 loaves and 2 fish from the capitalist owners and gave them to 5000 idiots who forgot to take a pack lunch.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How can a nation consider themselves civilised when it is possible for a citizen to say "visiting a doctor is a luxury"

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Seems very cruel way to fish, guthooking crocs does not seem nice.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

It had a good last line too, watched this series twice, on release and a tear or so after last.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*me.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who thinks he's ugly as fuck? Hell, he's only slightly better looking than mr.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0