The steaks have never been higher.

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Please Observe Wally and Honey for my Cakeday

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371

Our Not-Venus Fly-trap

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Moptimus Prime, cleaning the floor with Deceptions since day 1

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1454

Her: Don't come around here with that BS. Me coming around with my BS

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Found tucked in a joist space in my 50's home basement. Expected a joint. What is this?

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661

As you see, the ferocious canius familiarus, known as Wally, unrelentingly battles its prey

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1483

Karen, your Chevy Tahoe with Kansas plates is no place for that sticker.

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754

It's over Anakin, I have the high ground - Obi Woof Kengoodboi

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672

Wally-burrito snuggled up like a little buuug

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646

MRW I hit on my wife with a cheesy pickup line

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1869

Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary! - Wally, probably

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859

OP is the Assistant to the Branch Manager

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1133

He's on a journey to return the last surviving Quantum Physics textbook to a university on Alcatraz Island

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74

Please wait while your Golden Retriever completes charging.

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64

Don't look at it.

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397

I think my office couch is plotting something

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481

Another mystery solved by Burt Macklin

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1225

Late to the party, 10th thing I favorited

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96

MRW my dog follows me around while I pick up her poop in the backyard.

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380

Paint me like one of your French Poodles

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263

MRW I see all of the Tesla auto charger posts

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23709

The retrieve is strong in this one

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1043

"Dad, teach me how to talk to bitches" - Wally

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I really don't understand how this makes it to the front page every damn day.

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80

Is there something on our tree skirt?

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932

Mantis-bro came to visit me

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3

57

Dyson Airblades™ blow

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0

44

MRW I leave after finishing the bar exam

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1934

MRW I aim at the dirty spot in the office toilet

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The very predictable M(ale)RW experiencing drive-by street harassment

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285

Honey Ryder collectsh shea shells by the shea shore

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2

103

MRW I received a big law firm's rejection letter for an environmental attorney position

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2

216

She didn't retrieve gold, but she did fetch her lion

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3

106

I showed you my stick and (tennis) balls, pls respond

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973

Apparently the drummer from Nirvana can sing too

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