Some poor oc
Sometimes I picture what my Christmas would be like if I never met my girlfriend....
When the boss tells you "No commission this month"
Reading all the comments I only got one........
Having a bisexual girlfriend....
"....and she had fantastic tits!"
Dark humour is best humour.
When you're told you are not getting commission....
Simple logic really..
"Yeah .....I have a gun too.... Pew! Pew! Pew! .....you just can't see it cus you're black! Pew! Pew! Pew!"
Amazing status puts things in perspective...
MRW after I've handed in my notice and a partner emails me acting like an absolute a-hole expecting me to bend over and I reply in the exact same tone....
So ....America is winning by loads?
Fake AirBnB bookings to scam your money.
Angle the deflector shield while I make the cal......ghlap! ....huck!....fuck ow....hic!.
Feeling worthless? DON'T!
Finally over.....
What a tool!
To that guy who recently posted his grandad's Navy Photo, I think mine knew yours.
Scientists of Imgur discussing international consent laws....
MRW I let my son skip school and I skip work so we can play Halo all day, after thrashing him solidly he tells me that if he doesn't win soon he's telling his mum.....
Sorry for poor quality but this info is VITAL!
"Let's see that f*ck Gerry mess with me now! .....onwards Chompy!"
Found on Ebay....
Me to my penis when it wakes me at 4am to pee but nothing comes out.
To alleviate any concerns.....
Interesting comparison.....
Scottish Birthday Cake
Stephen's Green Arch
MRW afterwards, a girl asks if I noticed it was her time of the month.
Beats by Ray advertising campaign off to a slow start...
TRIGGER WARNING!
When someone asks can you guess their name without realising how competitive you are....
By going around f**king rabbits in vulnerable positions!
This is how I keep my girlfriend on her toes.....
The Adventures of Teenage Kylo Ren
For tomorrow, guaranteed to work!!!
How to ensure no one takes your milk from the lunchroom....
No punchline here. Not sexism, just lighthearted humour.
Wanted a threesome .....ended up with American Constitution!
To the people who do not edit front page posts
James Bond; A ....Nympho-graphic
I can't stop hitting refresh every 14 seconds.....
Whats it like having your life tied to your girlfriends emotions? "........eh"
Hipster Pirate
Star Wars street art seen in Dublin.
Most imortant thing to remember in your work/life/jedi environment.
I am the lord of HELL FIRE!!!!
Scan on the inside of the human body from top to bottom.
MRW I'm working up the career ladder versus my younger colleagues....
MRW I tell one of my henchmen to bring me everyone and he asks "What do you mean, everyone?"
Republic of Ireland Magic the Gathering Team
Going to Church and the alcohol kicks in.....
MFW I'm done but my girlfriend needs my help to finish...
Scan on the inside of the human body from top to bottom, with external viewpoint.
How Italy became a country.