Sechran

462534 pts ยท October 18, 2019


"Every dollar spent on childcare is another dollar wasted on not improving shareholder value." - GOP Policy

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Captain James Tiberius Kirk - *Dies under a collapsed bridge*
Captain Benjamin Lafayette Sisko - *Ascends to divinity*

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Buildings can be torn down, currency can be seized and destroyed, and everything this monster does can be ground down until it's nothing but sad pictures in history books.

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The issue of "European soil" is actually relevant to the science of rocketry - it's a lot easier to get to space via launching near the equator. The fact that they got to orbit from Norway, the hairline of the world, is doing it on hard mode.

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If you captain a cargo ship trying to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, it still can be.

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Poe's Law - there are nutters who legitimately think like this.

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"Either we pay to have it cleaned and sell it, or we go back to the 'burn it down and claim insurance' plan."

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That is some thorough cleaning. Those before pictures give me the jibblies.

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Resident Evil has a lot more variety, but also has a lot lower lows in terms of quality and plot.

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Mr. Lomax -- er, McConnell is very tired and needs to lay low for the weekend.

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Given that "dick" is slang for detective, that's just the main character.

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Mercator is geography via fun house mirror. And Africa is ๐™ˆ๐™Š๐™‰๐™Ž๐™๐™๐™Š๐™๐™Ž๐™‡๐™” ๐™ƒ๐™๐™‚๐™€.

It's made even worse due to a devastating lack of good harbors and navigable rivers.

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Sadly, I don't see any future for any kind of "Palestine" - not in our lifetimes anyways. Even if Israel stops, the hatred's been stoked for at least another few generations over this. Any two state solution is dead for the foreseeable future, and what's more likely when this is over? Lasting peace, or another October 7th style attack that starts this all over again?

Netanyahu can't live/reign forever, but this conflict will live on.

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Well we can't let the British make the call - they'll just default to calling it pudding like everything else.

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Cooper Litterbox - the youngest cat ever to take a swipe at Zuckerberg.

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The Bluetooth Icon - แ›’ with a mullet.

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OpenAI is poised to lose one South Dakota's GDP by 2028 in the best case scenario base strictly on hardware costs.

They have not been on track for the "best case scenario."

Really, this whole industry is a drunken Jenga tower of debt backed by hardware (GPU chips) with a time-to-value ratio similar to that of a banana. A payment slips, collateral gets seized and auctioned for 5-10% of it's promised value, the economy implodes, and the naked emperor's floppy wang gets chopped off.

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At this point the anti-vaxx movement has produced enough autistic children to thoroughly destroy that stupid, stupid non-argument.

Will it change any minds? ...

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MS probably saw Sony pelvic thrusting an industrial grinder with their latest nuclear dumpster fire, and figured they could get away with some chainsaw-foot action while everyone was distracted.

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Me, Today: No no, Bush actually wasn't so bad! In fact, it gets so much worse that Darth Cheney even votes against the monster to come!
Bush Era Me:

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If all non-cancerous matter in the visible universe were combined into an astronomic scale dildo, that would not be enough to fuck cancer hard enough.

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Keith Richards circa 2287 -

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Sure, but that's less blue rare and more ultra-violet rare.

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He looks like an angry depressurized blobfish with a bad complexion.

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Brain be like

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"'Copyright 1968.' Hmmm. Determined or not, that cat must be long dead." - Marge Simpson

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The hair makes me think of Radical Edward.

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Dark Gray

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