"Bursts of fappy wap flavor"
Only child used fake constipation
Thanks, dad.
Unintentionally gay rap lyrics, courtesy of Cracked
My first upvote gif, so...MFW when you lovely people give me your precious upvotes. ;)
My neighbors love (very loudly) watching the World Cup. Doesn't bother me, but sometimes I contemplate being very, very evil.
ANNA IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
She saw me grab the towel and dog shampoo, so she ran up to my bedroom and gave me this look.