WHY MUST I STAY HERE AND DO NOTHING FOR 8 HOURS A GOD DAMN DAY?!?!?!?!
I rock!
How beautiful... and eerie
Best. Day. Ever.
I just wanna get laid!
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH MY GAWD!!!
MRW I'm left out of another "family" function...
that's not how it works, that's not how any of this works!
Shyt!!
Next level Netflix binging
I missed my cake day
Why now?!
Syracuse wins!!!!!!
MRW my son is driving me nucking futz!!
I did a thing!
MRW I'm totally screwed
MRW my son asks if my husband thinks his arm is precious...
*yawn*
no. just no.
What do you think?
I fucking hate my family.