Sensoray

6154 pts ยท December 3, 2014


I was tempted to buy it, just to throw it away. They had it in the kids section of a thrift shop.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hi?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hi?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can't believe you took the time to count them all...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

okay, that got a smile outta me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh wow, just like religion?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

Ive been stuck on everything bagels (or plain ones) with butter and garlic salt. So good.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish. My family carries the BRCA2 gene for ovarian cancer. I can't take any hormones or it might kickstart cancer.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thankyou for this, I needed a pick-me-up. I've been crying for the past hour. Found out i have fibroids and it has me swapping supers hourly

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This made me chuckle, thanks

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Put that thing right back where it came from or so help me

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lawl

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

More effective, less gross, but much more awkward

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We played weenis ball instead. At circle lunch tables, we'd use our elbows to hit an apple back and forth. Whomever exploded it won.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, I'm impressed, I haven't seen any of these. It gave me lots of chuckles, thanks

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know why this made me start crying, but it did. That poor soul, what a great man

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Ah, he finally found the pussy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wtf

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uhh I guess I've been living under a rock. Reading through the comments, I see it's from a movie... What movie do I need to watch?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

:'(

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The important question is, does that Wi-Fi one actually work?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This is great, made me cackle

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dang it. Too late, I already taped a different piece of wrapping paper over the area to cover the hole.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn you're pretty quick at this

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Pics or it didnt happen @_@

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gotta say about 70% definitely aren't sumptuous, but that 30%...I'll agree with you on that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're right, it really is unbelievable. There's much more in me, I've eaten so many yorks in the past hour

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her smile?? Oh yes...thats what I was looking at

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I giggled

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0