ShadowRunner94

3643 pts ยท February 15, 2016


Recent college grad, now working full time as clinician at an acute detox center. Going back to school for Respiratory Therapy. Lover of dank memes, doges, science, and women in that order. Oh yeah I also speedrun various video games from time to time on Twitch. www.twitch.tv/shadowshanker94

The truth behind the slogan

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When my coworker complains about her hired Mexican to trim her lawn

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How Spacey are you?

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Mfw the local Thai restaurant takes a reservation for my date and I arrive to locked doors and the lights off

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WHOSE THAT POKEMON?

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Silly humans we have been in power all along

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MFW I realize it's a zombie apocalypse and I just did a shit load of steroids.

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Meanwhile on wallstreet

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My parent's reaction to finding me curled up in my bed stuffing my face with food while Binge watching JonTron

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MFW I can't see my final grades a week before graduating thanks to a financial hold

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Samsung is finally out-pacing Apple for coverage in the news

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To all my fellow designated drivers tonight

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MFW my college mate returns home to newly placed Google Fiber

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I took a dare to go on 9gag for 10 minutes

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My family never replaces our expired medication

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MFW i make it through July 29th

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How I will be passing July 29th

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I've worked at an acute Detox center for the past month.

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I got bored at work

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You've just activated my trap card...

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Just uninstalled League after 4 years of playing

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Meanwhile in the Meme-iverse

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MFW my son asks me where babies come from

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MFW i post an image that I found hilarious but it goes from +1 to 0 after refresh

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Quick! While internet is distracted by the debate, let's get Bird Up to FP!

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MFW my best friend's mom tries to advance on me

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Shots are about to be fired

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Hidden rules of Imgur

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What my parents see when I mention Bernie Sanders

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Last Halloween I attempted to carve an actual heart

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MFW i pass my ex on the way to class at 9 in the morning and she's already shit faced

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Mfw my bro and I roll away from a job and I turn to talk to our hostage with my gun out and my finger slips

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