Shadowflash0

251 pts ยท August 2, 2014


What is the original clip from?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We can't say exactly what happened there. For all we know he tried all of that to reason with her but to no avail. Some people are like that

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

He says that she refused to move her arm, so more than likely they already tried something as simple as that.

7 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 6

Yeah, same. I kinda want them.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Judging from his username, I think he knows exactly what he did.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate that I wasn't expecting that

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All American Defects

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I noticed in the translation of the fried spinach recipe, parboiling it first was completely thrown out and instead just says rinse. xD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And it's what plants crave!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unrelated, but for some reason I read house chores as horse chorus...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if there's an alternate universe where they are just as shocked to find out we call them bananas and not eel fruit?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We just sparkle

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fukushima?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I first read that as shine like armor, and I like that analogy better actually.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

or claim your tower of hats

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

A true hero of our time

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'llllllllllll beeeeeeeeeeee gooooooooneeee

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I mean, I appreciate that someone gets them for me, but I'd just prefer to spend it on something I want (that may be socks, who knows).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've never understood why people gift socks/tshirts when they don't know what to give. Just give a gift card, then.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

was thinking that too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're so dead for that. Hope your wife never sees that.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Did you just assume it's a he?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*finger guns* that's where you're wrong, kiddo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

whatever to kids, it's your fault if you're not watching what you're buying for your child. That is 100% your job as a parent. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Manipulative is a convenient word to take responsibility from the parents. It doesn't even matter if they're trying to sell nukes or (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

their child grows to an unhealthy size because of overeating. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's not the company's job to parent a kid, it's the parent's job. The company's job is to sell a product. It's the parent's fault if (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I don't think #3 is a good thing. Just because toys are no longer marketed to kids doesn't mean they have any more self-control.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

The king of fish and frui-wait, wrong king

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*deep inhale*

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0