333 pts · January 29, 2018
It generally takes at least 3 months to clear out the sperm stock after a vasectomy. Even after that the pathway can repair itself.
About 1 out of every 200 women will conceive after a tubal ligation surgery. They have to tell you that now. Probably because of lawsuits.
Then I will parish for being shit.
I’d take the knife out and stab both his parents because they’re obviously shit.
I was laughing too hard.
Eh no problem man. I didn’t realize there was so many people doing shit like that.
10/10 good throwback.
Those sick bastards.
Wow. Thats crazy. Photoshopping a sign and everything. That’s too much effort to put into somebody you don’t like.
It was fun. We got dinner and saw a movie at the dollar theater. And he gave me a book of morbid comics. So basically my perfect date.
Also her parents are assholes because there’s no way they didn’t know what they did.
That’s beautiful.
It’s a struggle
Ayyy. Nice.
You’re pretty good.
I get that a lot. I’m not mad about it. I like Sid.
Oh my god thank you for telling me what hundreds of doctors couldn’t. Bless you sir.
Yeah it’s just okay.
I don’t understand these references but they seem well thought out so bravo.
Couldn’t tell ya.
I can post a pic with one? Idk why someone would get other people to insult someone for them. Seems kind of lazy. Just do it yourself.
Ugh. Insomnia is a cold cruel bitch.
I’m so fucking bored. And I can’t sleep.
Zing!
Nice.
Nah. I just want people to be good sports and make jokes I can laugh at.
That’s a good one.
I’m literally asking people to make fun of me. I like roasts probably more than anything else on this planet. So make a joke or piss off.
It generally takes at least 3 months to clear out the sperm stock after a vasectomy. Even after that the pathway can repair itself.
About 1 out of every 200 women will conceive after a tubal ligation surgery. They have to tell you that now. Probably because of lawsuits.
Then I will parish for being shit.
I’d take the knife out and stab both his parents because they’re obviously shit.
I was laughing too hard.
Eh no problem man. I didn’t realize there was so many people doing shit like that.
10/10 good throwback.
Those sick bastards.
Wow. Thats crazy. Photoshopping a sign and everything. That’s too much effort to put into somebody you don’t like.
It was fun. We got dinner and saw a movie at the dollar theater. And he gave me a book of morbid comics. So basically my perfect date.
Also her parents are assholes because there’s no way they didn’t know what they did.
That’s beautiful.
It’s a struggle
Ayyy. Nice.
You’re pretty good.
I get that a lot. I’m not mad about it. I like Sid.
Oh my god thank you for telling me what hundreds of doctors couldn’t. Bless you sir.
Yeah it’s just okay.
I don’t understand these references but they seem well thought out so bravo.
Couldn’t tell ya.
I can post a pic with one? Idk why someone would get other people to insult someone for them. Seems kind of lazy. Just do it yourself.
Ugh. Insomnia is a cold cruel bitch.
I’m so fucking bored. And I can’t sleep.
Zing!
Nice.
Nah. I just want people to be good sports and make jokes I can laugh at.
That’s a good one.
I’m literally asking people to make fun of me. I like roasts probably more than anything else on this planet. So make a joke or piss off.