ShakeDog

2671 pts ยท April 23, 2013


This is your public profile. Write something about yourself! Nah

Especially if the problem is interrupting your game of Civilization.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The trembles are stored up energy which it releases in quick bursts in the firm of loud yippy barks that penitrate your soul.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Go home, beer pouring robot. You're drunk.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did it once and ripped my rock right off.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it wasn't random they'd know it was coming and it wouldn't work.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You don't "have" to be but it's fun to be.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

*You detherve more upvothe.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I call this joke judo. Format: I was going to say this messed up thing but changed my mind.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's genetic. Some people have this mutation so that they have somewhere to put ranch dip while laying on the couch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marco!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My son would shit a brick if I presented something like that to him on his Birthday.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me smell your dick.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

You can't unring the bell end.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sheep are pretty much the same so mastering one will make you a master.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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Maybe if he plays an older Mutt Williams and not Indiana.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've bred with my wife. It's not a bad gig.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back in my day you had to be a dancing banana to be a meme.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By kicking the dinosaur in the balls.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha! Guess I should've looked first before I did the same thing.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I could sit and program for days at a time. It's one of my favorite things.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everybody aged like cow shit back then though. Life was rough for everybody.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: 4 chins and a fivehead.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She got her tips frosted.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First world is best world.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ice cream daydream.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing I create will ever be this awesome. I'd really like to know how to make tank treads though.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mixtape party. Everybody throw their mixtapes into a big bowl and pick randomly.

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