Sharkmeat

389 pts ยท February 15, 2016


Happiness is a product of managing expectations.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not the wow I was looking for.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Even if those veggies go straight into the meat that was cut on the same board?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*you're

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If your using Netflix on your smart TV, change the audio from English 5.1 to regular English. That will fix it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you don't make time for some things, you'll never have time for them.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm diggin' that squanch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My misunderstanding. Apologies.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let people enjoy their shit. You've made quite the outlandish assumption based on the contents of their living room.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The angst is strong with you, Young SirialKitten666 padawan.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 31

Truth hurts.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

American football fans leave the racial criticisms to its team owners, and President.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 4

True. Those are probably his bed shoes. Source: sneakerhead

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

No filter, it's an HD photo stack

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't like the idea of my dog making a mess on my retractable table top.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

V true. Once you use these tools professionally, it feels cheap!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Balloon dipped in chocolate. Popped once chocolate sets. Source: random Netflix show.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

A lot of these are shot with large format of medium format film. The larger film plane is what makes for that '3D' look and depth.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

... He spent a lot of his life thinking he was the last of his kind. That's some next level orphan shit.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Agreed. Way too much toilet stroking.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

They were there. You were too preoccupied with your own shit to notice.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 4

Bamboozled!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're trying to mask vaping with trolling, you are a true chode.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Applicable!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A purse that's been poorly photoshopped out.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*DOUBLE JEOPARDY* I'd like to wager it all on casual homophobia, Al.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I recognize most of these words, but not in this context. Nice work +1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does it still hurt when you step on it?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing casual about that!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's the monologs

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0