ShiftyBat

27514 pts ยท July 12, 2013


Enjoyer of beverages, reviewer of perfumes, and slapper of da bass.

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3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I loved this one and thought and still think it deserved more love. Right up there with Flatliners for 90's thrillers.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hannah Waddingham's understudy?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is extra funny because I came across this post while listening to Foo Fighters' song Rope so it felt extra intense. I WILL VOTE YOU INTO OBLIVION!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Don't call me O-Man!"
- Oliver, The World's End

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A S&O And Cheekface reference in the same place? This could be a gif of you denying a cute dog a piece of cheese and I'd still upvote.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Profit over people. You know why they're called the greatest generation and the Boomers and seem to live forever? Because their food wasn't fucking fake. We shouldn't have a booming supplement market but our diet doesn't actually contain the amount of vitamins the bag says because the studies are decades old and our soil is depleted and full of pesticides. They are poisoning us and laughing all the way to the bank.

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Everything in America is about loopholes; you create laws to govern the people and maintain peace and then flagrantly ignore them once you're in power. McConnell is either dead or braindead but the GOP couldn't deal with the option of a Democratic replacement so they made an information blackout. Absolute scum.

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No one guns for a spot in the Senate or the house anymore for decent, humanitarian and helpful reasons; they know there will be lobbyist payoffs and insider trading. They don't serve a damn soul. They are actively destroying our planet and we are to blame for voting for these clowns. They know the ship is sinking and just want to get theirs at the expense of everyone else. Do Not respect them.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's hot, but can you and every game YouTuber please stop pronouncing it Man-na instead of mah-na? It is based on the Italian and Latin word for Magic, neither of which includes the nasal A sound. Unless you're from Boston, in which case I understand.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Something happened between '45 and now wherein, like the Republican party, did a complete 180 and decided it's better to poison and mistreat our populace than care for them. I don't get what the plan is but they want us all to have more slave babies but also want us all dead so we don't require pesky things like social security.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The robots learned their loquaciousness from we lovely lads, not the other way around.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Isn't it absolutely wild how no furries have hair on or around their crotches? It's like people can't be attracted to humans anymore unless it's an animal from the neck up.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

So do the GOP want to kill off half our population or have us all procreate? Pick a fucking lane you imbeciles.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I phoking luff it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#39 Jupiter was always the fun one but Sailor Mercury was always my favorite.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He literally says everything out loud and plays it off as a "joke" like that guy at the party that wants to fuck your girlfriend but he's only kidding. Ironic being an open book when you can't read.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have always known that I would thrive in marketing but that I would absolutely hate myself. What a deplorable business.

1 month ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

What is the point of this? Treating people like factories? There is a clear distinction between people who see humans as drones and people with actual empathy, which separates us from most other creatures. Without this trait there would be no civilization, so all you autistic billionaires climbing over the backs of the exploited can rest in the knowledge that if all of humanity was like you we would have been erased millennia ago.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fern Gully fandom still going strong.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Baby J!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Doesn't look too furry. Very skeltal.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just another episode of From.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Celestittal.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#20 What's wrong with having three drinks? You gotta have an alcohol, a seltzer, and an electrolyte mix to stay balanced. And maybe a caffeine, too. What's wrong with four drinks?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Damn, you could do a mean Gunsmith Cats cosplay. The cat can be Minnie May.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I may have the world's smallest peppe. My Thai peppers are growing super tiny this year. They look like little hot apostrophes.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You could What? I wanna I just don't know.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big Southern black woman energy. I almost always have something in my bag, either because I expect the food to be bland or I want my friends to try a new one. Now DRAW, pardner! If you can find it in your area (probably only New England) I can not recommend Chelsea Fire, made by the fire station, enough. I think I'm on maybe my 14th bottle.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's only complete when there's a Bis song playing in the background.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0