ShiftyBench

10684 pts · December 27, 2012


Did he steal Ron DeSantis’ boots?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So romantic! Swoon. Congrats on finding an awesome guy! Love the ring!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me: Dave and Amy Sedaris? Me (after getting it): Ew.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a vegetarian dog and cat owner. No no no no no no no.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Me too!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I looooove Chuck! Best upvote!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One must be careful around the fragile masculinity.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, given the fact Emma is an outspoken feminist I think your gif is rude and deserves a downvote.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

It’s literally International Women’s Day and this shit is on the FP. Everyone who upvoted this truly sucks.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 21

Wtf Imgur?! Why is all this anti-women shit making FP? I’m here for memes and puppies, not this bullshit.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 19

Your wife/gf/whatever should find a better man.

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 6

One line or less roles before they were famous.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HUFFLEPUFFFF!!!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bunch of Ravenclaws right there.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Right?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish the title didn’t spoil the surprise but still great.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You and I do not have the same sense of humor.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mainer here too!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He’s only pranking woman/laughing when they get scared, as if this is an unreasonable response and we don’t get grabbed by men on the street

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

If she’s not getting any oral, he shouldn’t either.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pupper wants belly rubs but can’t roll over because of the harness. :(

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want these two people to fall in love and raise this kitty together and have an Instagram I can follow.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She should have slapped him like the Pope.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s obviously fine then.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are trying to “trick” your future wife I question your morals. And she’d find out when she got it appraised for insurance.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

And if you aren’t getting a diamond, get another gemstone - sapphire is durable enough to be an everyday stone. Don’t get some lab knockoff.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

OP, do not listen to these people. From someone that was successfully wifed. Do get a conflict free stone though.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 10