ShoatM

306 pts · September 19, 2012


Swiggity swooty, I'm comin' for dat booty.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get it. It's just aALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” - Mike Tyson

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's about 10 pounds of FUCK THAT in a 5 pound bag.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What episode is this from?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well this is technically magnificent.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just realized the look of utter betrayal and ferocious warning on my face in the reflection of my screen for the briefest of moments...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't feed it after midnight!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't believe this. That woman may be tiny. I'm going to need a banana for scale.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a dialysis patient: Ain't this the fucking truth...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haha, this is so good is simply HAS to be fattening...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this makes you "think" then you probably don't do a lot of thinking to begin with.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Remember kids. Winners never quit and suicide is always the answer." -Brujah, VtM-B

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a ride... Thank you!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the cup of coffee?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't cross the streams.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...is that a pink dogthong?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Copy of witty comment without many upvotes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sometimes wonder what it'd be like to own my very own assault mlem.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's one nice looking assault chicken.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Crystal Methamphetamine does plenty of shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a hard thing to admit, but if I didn't have a dog, I'd have committed suicide long ago. I'm not even a veteran, I'm just disabled.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh you bastard, now the song is stuck in my head...

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Birds aren't real.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ᵇᵒᶦᶰᵍ ᵇᵒᶦᶰᵍ ᵇᵒᶦᶰᵍ ᵇᵒᶦᶰᵍ ᵇᵒᶦᶰᵍ

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How dare you serve content without sauce..!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This makes me tired just reading it...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The REAL question is why would Light Yagami try to save ME.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a bowl of snot and boogers.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boy.exe has crashed and must restart. Boy.exe has crashed and must restart. Boy.exe has crashed and must restart. Boy.exe has crashed and...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0