Sholan

5621 pts ยท October 12, 2013


Squirrels

What's yours? Cause I'm sure there's some shitheads in your history too. The terrifying part is one would assume the modern day should be more resistant to it

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Space Mom approves

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and? You mean the thing your body runs on?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And peanut butter!

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And people wonder how 2 different cultures communicated in the past...

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Hurr durr, i dont want the government tracking me" - bitch, Apple and Google have been tracking you, with your consent, for 20 years...

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look what I found!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no, see you don't have to fact check anything he says - cause it'd be easier to assume it's all horseshit and ask him to prove himself right

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Plus there's some super weird shit down there

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

This is how you get yourself shot in some parts of the country...

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Beyond that, it's also our primary government ID - cause god forbid our government just GIVE us one

1 year ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Bet the man that gave it to her left it unloaded because he likes breathing

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's almost like all those Asian countries with stupidly high population densities were ON TO SOMETHING about illness seasons and mask wearing...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm married to a Perm Resident - she's still Canadian no matter how long she's here. Without Naturalization you're just a long-term tourist

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Keep the account and just dont use it - so you dont have to create one later, this way it's also linked to previous DMCA reports

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Of a minor" tends to escalate this to Child Abuse

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Lot of cancer patients gonna be real pissed

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or, and here's an idea - Cuba could tell them to fuck off

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

bruh, they've been promising to close it since Bush Sr

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

neither - they brought them back because of INTERNATIONAL backlash of putting people in Gitmo simply for being in the country. These aren't war criminals (those get public offic)

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Imagine the guy with the interior view when the insurance company gets his recording...

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

killjoy

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pretty much 99% of "cosplay" i see getting jerked off online - a spandex low effort suit and 34Ds

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 8

Maybe not lifting it that way either. There's always a way with the tools you have - it just take more than 2 braincells to rub together some days

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Regardless - Speeding and passing in a no passing zone, fuck em

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Right, but according to Trump - We're all women...soooo

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you can take credit for policies written and signed months BEFORE you took office, you can take the blame for the current situation as well

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

in an airport? they'll never see each other again

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0