Stingy Robots

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2017: The Year of the Dead Cat Bounce

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124

Legendary Grahm

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358

Senatorial burn

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306

not useful

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199

Race to the finish

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71

Poor Barbuda

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10

180

It's pronounced "Bail revoked"

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158

TGIF

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8

X Gon' Give it to Ya

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175

Unregulated Utilities you say...that's never a goddamn mess

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MRW people randomly ask me about my image duplicator. So weird.

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211

Nah fuck your Vanilla Life Quaker man.

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126

Ripe banana mutant chicken shit post

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313

Just another Wednesday

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141

I'm having tacos anyway

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320

Не то, что Владимир

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321

Nov 4

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470

"Spice Grinder"

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1842

Y'all like War. Superheroes. Villains. Well placed literature and Presidential Busts. Right? Here is the Secret War on my bookshelf.

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110

2018 Jeep Harvey edition

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476

For when your friends say they believe in intelligent design

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264

hi friday

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407

I once bought gas for $.79. In 1998.

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1641

Terry was ahead of his time

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342

The eyes follow you.

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117

2017 is humanity's dead cat bounce.  Hope you didn't plan anything in 2018.

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253

He looked at it.

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2

Wood screw? Use lube.

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192

Ain't nothin to fuck with

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Colonmorph

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119

Shel Silverstein was ahead of his time.

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471

BUILD THIS WALL

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111901

Majestic AF

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209

Last minute audible

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6

dog gone

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1

309

Trash memes.

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389

When the Grizzly bears come for my children

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1

34

Who killed the batteries on my Infrared thermometer?

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0

5

Murica

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2

Yep.

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7

217

Socket to me, Halloween!

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4

8

Thursday goat love

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4

2218

Upsidedown Good Luck Doggo

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3

287

Thanks, Obama!

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4

What actually happened when I told my kid I "threw out" the Easter candy

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1864

How many of the cases from Night Court do you think were thrown out upon appeal?

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606

Vote Thompson for Aspen Sheriff

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4

Y'all are brutalizing me

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817

He can deny science but he can't deny you can zoom into see nose hairs. Does he also not believe in tweezers?

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191

Got one of these?  Thank you can make a poor man's Frappuccino.

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