Shploop

1478 pts ยท June 3, 2015


I'm just a nursing major slumming in academic mediocrity for the funnies.

Little man had a job, and he'd be damned if aliens didn't hear him

4 years ago | Likes 224 Dislikes 1

No snacks for you, only pets

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank. She mah baby

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pico or petunia

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Such a beautiful boy, please give me more.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wow I haven't thought about Fire Marshall Bill in years, thank you for my in living color binge now haha

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would be hilarious if someone gifed that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Happened to my moms head, only time I've ever seen my mom in that much pain.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at all the spikey cotton balls.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IT IS ESTIMATED THAT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR WILL BE HERE LATE 2016/EARLY 2017

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was so pissed when in the middle of my music time my screen went black then Cortana showed her stupid face

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you for the ellipse diagram!! I'm making a chair for a class and this gave me an idea!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you, had to scroll though to make sure I wasn't the only person thought it.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I actually love that name

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Okay so I'm not dumb, thank you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I always thought it was just an account that went around writing [deleted] so I would chuckle and +1 them... Yikes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, and he said he would pay me back when he gets to America!

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

If a duck named Bill signs a check for the bill at a dinner with his bill, does that make this hypothetical situation any more plausible?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, I promise to never raise my voice again. Forgive me, Bill.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

My bad, f u Sir Bill the VII.

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

This is why cigarettes are bad for you kids.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

F u bill jr.

10 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 0

I like this... ANOTHER!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It gives the store bought pasta some flavor, without fully seasoning everything you aren't creating a full dish

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Crack is whack, crack is cheap.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Goddamn fucking Skippy son, also who the hell buys lsd in gram form?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All of them are different, ASL is loosely based off of french sign language. Reference ASL 101 college course

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love you, keep doing you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0