Shrimpmaster

38189 pts · January 20, 2018


Despite the username, I don’t eat as much shrimp as you might think. Still the master of it though. If you get this to Front Page, I’ll post shrimp recipes for a full year. Please don’t get this to front page.

Master of shrimp, and apparently the drug trade as well

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Owned.

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All dogs go to heaven

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Meme dump for the people in the back

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Day 5 of posting shrimp till it gets to front page

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I couldn’t have been the only one, right?

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In celebration of finally getting to FP with shrimp, here’s a free shrimp recipe on me!

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I deleted all my photos and started saving memes again at the beginning of October. Here’s the best 50 I’ve already saved.

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Day 7 of posting shrimp until it gets to front page

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Images only the internet can produce

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CIA got us under close eye

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Idk how I stumbled across this, but thought I’d share.

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They’ve gone to far

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Guys, OJ Simpson has a twitter!

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Day 6 of posting shrimp until it gets Front Page

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I’m really bad with dates, but I believe today is my cake day

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Day 10 of posting shrimp everyday until it gets to Front Page

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My dog hates the shower.

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He’s in a coma from pets

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Friends are the best... and also the worst

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Not a neutral post, but still one you can rest at.

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Day 9 of posting shrimp until it gets to front page

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I. Am. Iron man.

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That went well!

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Day 8 of posting shrimp until it gets to Front Page

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Neutral post. Check WiFi, relax, maybe take a break from your phone and go outside and get some sun... or stay in and look at imgur. You do you.

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A story

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So I never realized how deep this went... so I’m posting the whole thing so others can realize it too

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Whoops

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Day 1 of trying to get shrimp to the front page

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Warning for those who don’t know

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Sometimes, I wonder how things become famous

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Happy New Years Eve!

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My opinion on the new Star Wars game.

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Micro transactions need to leave, and soon.

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Meme dump: with a dose of history

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I wrote something. Thought I’d post it here.

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Sorry if this is a repost

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Selfie day! Face reveal!!

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Wrote somethin.

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A reminder that this game exists and could’ve been so much better.

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Day 4 of trying to get shrimp to the front page

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Quick, get this to FP while no one expects it!

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Posting my writing here because why not.

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Yeet

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People around the world try to imitate cats

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SECRET SANTA CAME!

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Day 3 of trying to get shrimp to the FP

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One of the best twitter threads I’ve found

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We need him back, if only for a day.

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Day 2 of trying to get shrimp to the front page

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Pets day? Well, I’m more than happy to share my two friends!

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Confession o clock

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Lego games are actually really fun

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Just scrolling and... wait, how much??

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A tribute to all the companies that have fallen due to EA

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