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11263 pts · April 8, 2011


It has happened! And she’s behaving like she’s 3, so honestly I can’t rule it out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We were going to name our firstborn Garrus if it was a boy. Alas, fate had other plans, but it's all good - Leliana turned 3 last month.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

u wot m8

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, an undiscovered wild meme! I shall research this specimen. Thank you, stranger.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#35 is it because a diocese is the smallest unit or uhhhh lol what

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And now the Avengers are 50% off. Hope you're happy, Steve.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Thank you for that beautiful sentiment, Gonorrheus.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know a Dwemer ruin when I see one.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking prinnies.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still probably easier than beating AV or Pandemonium Warden, if we're being honest here.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So what scary-ass shit do you folks have down there? There must be something that will make a city boy like me cringe, right?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Vandalism? No this is Patrick.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I sing my daughter Down, Down, Down to Mephisto’s Cafe as a bedtime lullaby. Surprisingly effective.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Same!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Make a new post about your dad-joke with fart pun comment, get 3100 points and counting.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I have no idea how you manage it. My girl is almost 2 and you'd have to fire me into space to keep me away from her for a week.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP Bearcam.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My kid (20 months) was with me at a friend's place today and basically tried to tackle a wall face-first. Everyone looks horrified. I laugh.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was otterly savage.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alex is being a megadouche now, because of course he is. Friend doesn't want credit, just wants to take this lying dickweasel down a notch.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When he started getting attention, he took more photos off friend's FB and messenger convo (w/o permission) to back up his verison. 4/?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So Alex pretended his (different) Nalgene bottle was the one they dug up, then posted like it was his idea (and successful). 3/?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Friend buried it. Alex came along at the festival to share the spoils. But they couldn't access it - was blocked by new tents. 2/?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TEAM RACCOON! Get those bears off our lawn!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I remember Spicer wanted to bring a water pistol to his press conf like on SNL. Of course Trump forbid it. Guy is a humorless douche.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2