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754 pts ยท February 9, 2016


Back tires not spinning. The engine is turning the transmission, trying to turn the driveshaft. Apparently, the engine was the weakest link.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

#1 - shit, grandma just lost. Her belt is higher than her nipples.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You need to stop hanging out with Jeremiah.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Whats a penis?" -the boy in the back. Today is the day he learned people "cut" penis' (is that the plural form?) I've never had to ask that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Social media has given everyone the opportunity to adopt someone else's opinion that they wouldn't have otherwise known was an issue.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're safe if your sex is the opposite of the gay attacking you.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*worse

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Could have been toilet paper. Who knows!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought it was a balloon. Expected gif of a cat popping a balloon and running into the wall knocking the TV over. I have a vivid imagination

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Usually 3rd party voting hurts the nominee. In this case I can see both parties splitting their votes and the 3rd party actually winning.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

So... Poland invaded Germany?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't get the fascination with this. When I setup equipment for people with this crap I leave it on. Mostly because I'm lazy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

D.E.D - dead!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Going to assume Pokemon reference? I can't wait until this fad is dead.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do they have to be pasty white feet? You didn't describe the black mans feet! #WhitesHaveFeelingsToo

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just Juan - I'll let myself out. Thank you...

10 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 0

Reminds me a joke- How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 4

NOBODY expects the spanish inquisition

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He wears it better.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Infinity- I counted 6. I don't think you understand what that means.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yo dog, I like your pants.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I keep clicking back and forth watching the battle as though it were a movie!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I keep clicking back and forth watching the battle as though it were a movie!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kind of looks like a Barbasol can.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buddy of mine used those during his recovery when a car ran his bike off the road.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nortel CS1000 - I'm a geek....

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're inhuman! "they never saw something survive"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Pardon me.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No- I assumed right- you said you are a very literal human. Gotta get back to work :(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0