8702 pts ยท January 15, 2016
Dear God, Please grant me the ability to PUNCH people across the Internet.
I've been bitten twice by Red ladybugs. Someone needs to tell the Red 1s that they're not supposed to bite humans.. not all got the memo.
Depression Gas station cheezeburger
Irony would be if #47 on the list was....#47
Mike Lindell will do anything to sell a pillow.(and a conspiracy theory) lol
pls don't "cock it". or whatever - I'm not your supervisor.lol
Throat G.O.A.T
https://media.tenor.com/QT19YeF_8MgAAAAM/now-i-want-more-herbet.gif
Everything reminds me of her...and her...lol
We used to wrap up AA batteries then place them in the freezer overnight to get a lil more life out of them as kids. That also worked somehow on some brands. Nowadays you can buy a 30 pack of off brand AA's for like 3 bucks at the hardware stores
I also had this happen to me. I was on a fast break with only 1 guy trailing me. I went up for the Dunk and felt 2 hand shove me in the middle of my back.I had way too much momentum from the shove and slammed into the backboard pole head 1st. t caused a hematoma on my head and I was down seeing stars. My teammate punched the person who shoved me right in the face and got thrown out of the game. I also had to sit out and be treated. In basketball culture, shoving someone mid flight is a dick move
Agreed...but also
Eminem has some weird hobbies.
walking tacos at the county fair
People were picking on Paris Hilton's son because he has a large ..brain pan. She buys him alot of hats because she let the internet people get to her emotions. In actuality, he's a cute kid. He's the baby in the very next pic / meme next to Samuel L. Jackson.
I'm guessing towards the end furthest from your pillow. lol
That's Interesting. .but what's your beef with cosplayers? lol
...Your cellphone too.
We used to fill our Super Soakers up with hot water from the kitchen sinks. That was a much different type of water gun fight. lol
I have restored your glory of +1. Some folks don't appreciate a good Mortal Kombat joke. lol
Might i suggest crack..it seems to work for that guy lol jk
I've never seen a burger with tire tread before...but you have my attention nonetheless giant burger. lol
Forbidden surfboard
Played the ROM of the game Cool Spot last week for nostalgia. It's exactly as you remembered it and the code still works perfectly. https://64.media.tumblr.com/b6f7842becb6bf2c49f1fe90d3d8f537/tumblr_nqen3zR0N01s9677oo1_500.gif
google: "Alphabetical slaughter" by Papoose. It's 1 of his classics. (If you like Hip hop)
The old staff is still there in inventory...Its sentimental value prevents me from pawning it for the games currency. lol jk
I've been bitten twice by Red ladybugs. Someone needs to tell the Red 1s that they're not supposed to bite humans.. not all got the memo.
Depression Gas station cheezeburger
Irony would be if #47 on the list was....#47
Mike Lindell will do anything to sell a pillow.(and a conspiracy theory) lol
pls don't "cock it". or whatever - I'm not your supervisor.lol
Throat G.O.A.T
https://media.tenor.com/QT19YeF_8MgAAAAM/now-i-want-more-herbet.gif
Everything reminds me of her...and her...lol
We used to wrap up AA batteries then place them in the freezer overnight to get a lil more life out of them as kids. That also worked somehow on some brands. Nowadays you can buy a 30 pack of off brand AA's for like 3 bucks at the hardware stores
I also had this happen to me. I was on a fast break with only 1 guy trailing me. I went up for the Dunk and felt 2 hand shove me in the middle of my back.I had way too much momentum from the shove and slammed into the backboard pole head 1st. t caused a hematoma on my head and I was down seeing stars. My teammate punched the person who shoved me right in the face and got thrown out of the game. I also had to sit out and be treated. In basketball culture, shoving someone mid flight is a dick move
Agreed...but also
Eminem has some weird hobbies.
walking tacos at the county fair
People were picking on Paris Hilton's son because he has a large ..brain pan. She buys him alot of hats because she let the internet people get to her emotions. In actuality, he's a cute kid. He's the baby in the very next pic / meme next to Samuel L. Jackson.
I'm guessing towards the end furthest from your pillow. lol
That's Interesting. .but what's your beef with cosplayers? lol
...Your cellphone too.
We used to fill our Super Soakers up with hot water from the kitchen sinks. That was a much different type of water gun fight. lol
I have restored your glory of +1. Some folks don't appreciate a good Mortal Kombat joke. lol
Might i suggest crack..it seems to work for that guy lol jk
I've never seen a burger with tire tread before...but you have my attention nonetheless giant burger. lol
Forbidden surfboard
Played the ROM of the game Cool Spot last week for nostalgia. It's exactly as you remembered it and the code still works perfectly.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/b6f7842becb6bf2c49f1fe90d3d8f537/tumblr_nqen3zR0N01s9677oo1_500.gif
google: "Alphabetical slaughter" by Papoose. It's 1 of his classics. (If you like Hip hop)
The old staff is still there in inventory...Its sentimental value prevents me from pawning it for the games currency. lol jk