SimSimSimsalabim

21120 pts ยท January 21, 2020


I would have sworn that the first picture is of younger Eva Green.

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The proper answer should be "Yes, the Couchfucker".

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Main benefit is reduction of waste to prevent creation of methane. It is better to burn those used grounds and get carbon dioxide than it is to let it rot and get methane that is 28x more potent greenhouse gas than CO2.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Damn, Team Rocket lost again?

1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Kinda, but with this pose at the crest of the wave made out of insects. On a dry land.

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If i had that power and I wanted to make a dramatic entrance, I would ride in on a top of tsunami standing motionless with my arms crossed on my chest and brooding. Depending on the kind of emotion I would like to inspire, everyone would get a souvenir... or not.

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The worst part is that this vegetable can't even recall itself.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am 14 years older than my sister. Sometimes the mere mention of me was enough to scare anyone in her school shitless, so she never had any problems. A few times I used borderline ninja powers to stop her from getting hurt. And then I took my payment out when I personally trained her to do stupid funny shit for my personal amusement (and amusement of others). You know, to balance things out a bit.

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Why don't you have one?

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He didn't bring another when Thor asked nicely

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Not hole-y enough for you, eh?

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A church erected with the sole purpose to worship capitalism.

6 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Where is the fucker responsible for maintenance of this turtle doll? You can't have Dead Silence type of plot twist without proper maintenance of the doll. C'mon, do your job right!

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The server got 4 at the same time though.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not all who wander are lost. But he sure as hell was.

1 week ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Scott Pilgrim has entered the chat

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are hit by an oncoming vehicle you didn't notice, but your cat survives and gets hit by traffic a week later. Death by natural selection.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Depends on the shot

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Knowing that she might have been keen to say yes, I still wouldn't take the shot if ever presented with an opportunity. She is a celebrity known all around the world regularly hunted by paparazzis, I don't want to hide from press or read about what I wear, attend parties/galas and shit like that. I am happy I don't have to do any of those things.

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Also probably a copyright that might cause some problems.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought I recognized you!

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Did anyone survive? Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward... anyone?

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By thunder, what a disaster!

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