SimplyRandom

2550 pts ยท January 10, 2012


Don't fuck with TEXAS women.... This happens...

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did someone say HTC?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Says thedevil

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have never seen a gif so HIGHLY DEFINED!!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As aTexan, is your pet ant on a diet?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what happened with all those guys in that gif. Sadly, many of us are seeing it in our head now.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Proverbs & Song of songs are very deep. Whether you are christian or not. But I am surprised to find this here.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If you raise em right

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It took him 1 hour 50 mins to figure out wtf anthropomorphic means. The rest was easy. Of course I speak for my self.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a Texan, this is strange to me. In Texas, only cops are supposed to open carry.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a Texan, only cops are supposed to open carry here.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I reckon you'll lose plenty of weight in no time with that light breakfast.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it weird that I see nothing wrong with this? FTR I'm Texan.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't stop watching. Stuck in hilarious loop.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an Indian I can confirm that these vendors were our toy r us before all the stores popped up.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The presidents club pats me down.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The freedom breakfast is looking a little light. Where are the guns and the Jesus toast?

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

This could happen and then the poor chap ends up in trouble.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I expected a Charmin commercial

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the Indian! Lol

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

I'll join you!

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Meth? Or call a reaaaltor like me

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guffawed stupendously as I trudged past the colossal, aghast, wretched shadow of OP's mom

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't stop watching... Must move on

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a woody with an O face?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the white bars are for my safety... WTF OP?!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh Reginald!! You're such a hooligan!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy on the right looks like he did it. The eyes give it away.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at the eyes, the one on the left looks like he didn't do it.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0