SinfulDeviant

54139 pts · April 30, 2018


I too like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

What a beautiful end to my shitty day. Thank you +1

21 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Not to be confused with Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My ex partners younger sister used to wear flimsy dresses and skirts whenever she visited, then promptly stand in front of the patio doors. I enjoyed the view, but it caused no end of arguments between my partner and I.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Will there be an exam at the end of the course... Sir?"

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 days ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Only for target practice

6 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#8 Is this the 'scratch-and-sniff' I've heard about?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 She who flicked the switch that triggered my 'shiny' fetish

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Curiously, would it still work 🤔

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In my mind... I already have

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a man of 63, it tears my heart when I hear of women like her, who have had to endure and suffer this kind of treatment by men.

3 weeks ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 1

Blessed are we, to be graced with such beauty

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's like a tiny wishing well

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is also a common side effect of Prostate Cancer surgery.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The mantle is made from silk, ramie-based artificial silk, or rayon. The fibers are impregnated with metallic salts that make the mantle glow brightly

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Outfuckingstanding +1

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Post the recipe

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

WOW you're a bundle of joy aren't you

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The perfect woman doesn't exi...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone is aphantasic if they can't produce mental imagery. With complete aphantasia there is no trace of imagery whatsoever. If someone can see vague images it can be categorised as hypophantasia, with 'hypo' meaning low, though it's common to see it referred to under the umbrella of aphantasia.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 minutes and 5 seconds in and I'm on all fours waiting for the fun to begin

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's just to lull you into a false sense of security.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One must always be grateful for free boobs

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sharing the trauma +1

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Brit myself, I definitely don't trust our government, along with Google/YouTube a close 2nd.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Popsicle... what pop... oooh, that one

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

These are on our warehouse scanners in work... and yet, we have a couple of morons who manage to put them in upside down and then complain that the scanner doesn't work... JFC

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Seeing her in the series Spartacus fulfilled many a fantasy for men and women

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0