My girlfriend got my the complete Calvin and Hobbes collection on my cake day.

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I woke up today wanting to call in sick. Went to work and met Jensen Ackles instead.

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I didn't know I was wrong until I was 17...

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Well, I found this...

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Bored at work. Then Full Metal Jacket came to mind...

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