So far I haven't seen anything...
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In the holy names of John Moses Browning, Eugene Stoner, and Mikhail Kalashnikov, here's a small FF dump...
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I was told to spread my pussy today, so here we go.
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MRW I'm the designated driver and a bar fight is about to start
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MRW my coworker asks If I'm doing okay on first shift.
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Aight, I've been up for the last 22 hours and I've spent the last 2-4 sharing holiday cheer. So peace!
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Shit like this is why you don't piss off people near Christmas.
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Malcolm is my Fallout 4 spirit animal.
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MRW my friends bail on me right as I get into my car.
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MRW I play Skyrim again and I walk into a cave of flame cloaked jumping spiders
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MRW she says she plays Pokemon competitively but doesn't even have the shiny Rayquaza mystery gift.
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MRW I know I can't post gifs from a phone but try anyways.
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I'm tired and have to do something until the rest of my cookies are done baking. Let's have a selfie thread.
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Now, I'm not saying that I'm proud of this...
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I decided to do this right.
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I'm no Peggy Sue, but how do you do? part 4.04
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I'm no Peggy Sue, but how do you do? (part 3 finally)
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When all else has left you, you will always have Civ 5.
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MRW I get a job interview after 6+ months
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I'm no Peggy Sue, but how do you do? Part 2!
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I'm no Peggy Sue, but how do you do?
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I called the temp agency that offered this job, the confused count is now up to 4.
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I finally achieved a shave with a straight razor without skinning my face and there's no stubble present. This is MRW.
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It's 4:07 in the morning, the time is upon us, I think.
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Apparently I completed 2 years of wasting my time on this site so here's the first thing I favorited.
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My cat's RW he's been pawing at me to go to sleep for 12 minutes and I'm still browsing Usub.
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MRW I spend $200 on a pair of steel toed boots and the laces fray in under a month
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My first RHM, be gentle with my little pussy!
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MRW I go to a party and the cops show up at the same time
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Sorry about the photo, I took it with a potato.
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Catnip is a gateway drug, make sure you take time and talk to your pets.
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This is going to be me on Monday after Superb Owl 49
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This could be us but you think I'm psychotic.
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MRW I bought a 2 YO laptop and it's so full of viruses I can't even system restore it.
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I'm now on a watch list so that you don't do what I did
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I guess I'll take this by the boot straps and take a stab at it.
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TBH, I don't feel bad about this.
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MRW I buy a pummelo and it's more or less an oversized grapefruit.
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I recently started looking around for a new truck, my friend sent me this.
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I learned why you shouldn't try online recipes.
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MFW I finished Parks and Rec and The IT Crowd on the same day.
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MRW I do decent against a clan in a FPS and the ask who the loser with the noob tube was.
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Recently I learned why you need a lock on your phone
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I present to you, how I got superpowers.
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F*cking sweet! My Batman name is Batman!
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My professor's RW I hand in a subpar lab report.
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Found another good post on Yik Yak.
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I found a good yak today.
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I bought an old MSDOS 6.22 machine. I have no regrets.
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I think IKEA is trying to tell me something.
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I couldn't resist doing it...
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