I have no clue what happened
I did it!
Watch a useless, beautiful machine sort rocks.
It was a turkey shoot
Something seems a bit off?!?!
When i get a glass of water and my daughter ask for a drink
MRW I post something that makes me laugh but gets downvoted
o----------)(
Just bought some nunchucks
When I ordered my pizza with extra sauce
MRW my post is user sub
After I work out
MRW I eat Taco Bell
LNI: When my friend tells me he is moving in with his ex
What, there is a sale on small men's suits and ties.......DAMN
MRW the first time i see a glory hole
Fallout 4 mod
MRW combing my dog for the first time.
Band of Brothers post #3
The entire visible universe in one image.
The fort password is "white ranger"
MRW my boss tells me i have to unload all these boxes full of slinkys
When I see that weird white cat post
MRW I hit on the ladies at the pool
Just a little info
With friends like these
MRW my ex says i look hot
Bet he wont expect a pie to the face
Digging through some old files found one label "dankestOfTheDankestMemes"
"I want a lighting bolt" -Guy
I am a simple kind of man
To all those night shift people out there
MXC Dump
Guess I am old school
Kept making kissing noises in my head
When posting OC in user sub
I once made a woman weak at the knees just from talking in her ear!
When my wife says i cant have pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner
Working all weekend
When i spell S.O.C.K.S. are a Mexican restaurant and the waiter argees
MRW: I see a naked old lady in user sub
Get me every time!
Never Forget
Random 1
Brains! Brains for breakfast brains for lunch!
Blink really fast....
LNI: "pikachu I choose you"
Do not allow yourself to be blinded by fear or anger. Everything is only as it is.
*boing boing boing
Random 2
So, with the utmost reluctance I must I must challenge you once again.
I over reacted and it was nothing
After eating a whole pizza to myself and feels kick in....
This is why I like 80's TMNT as a kid
Caffeine free for a year, MRW i wash my hair with shampoo that has caffeine in it
Tonight i post all random things i can find for 12 hours!
Extent of human radio broadcasts
I am not a wise man but i will like yo boom boom down