Slamidy

322 pts ยท March 15, 2015


My chemical romance

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Azalea

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Hugh Laugh-rie

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I wish my parakeets did this, but one of them is a stubborn bastard and the other one follows

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I ain't afraid of no "IT'S JOHN CENA!" BA BADA BAAAAA

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Allahu Akbar!!!

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Oh my

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Don't forget books by Paul Ekman, the world's best human lie detector

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There is a lot of inbreeding going on with puppy mills and all sorts of other things. Over time the inbreeding screwed their genetics

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Cucumber britishactorbash

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Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

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TIL I'd make a bad parent

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#17, probably because you referred to his wife as a truck

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With logic like this, I apologize if you are broke

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Looks like someone has sand in their vagina

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Plot twist; OP works at a gay bar and loves the breaddicks

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You mean breaddicks?

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The Batman vs. Superman trailer looks terrible in my opinion

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"I have to train my hotdog servants"

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Duck

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Not the first time a homeless man was eaten in Florida. Source: 2012

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Many days later Notch gets rich AF by selling the universe to Microsoft

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Tried #6, got called racist

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You say you want babies now, but wait until you find out how exhausting taking care of children is.

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#3: "I've made a huuuuge mistake"

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Tap the dinosaur and play a game

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Where's James Cameron when we need him? The bar must be raised

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"Her" was just way too weird for me

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Take that @Lassannn

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