Slave001

9022 pts · June 9, 2014


*tiny wart encrusted dick

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Ramming speed!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Naa still works but you just can’t do it in your head.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(100-100) + 50x50 = 2500

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Sorry for party rockin

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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Anyway you would be ‘spitting with the wind’

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haleilouja or sommat

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Got da big cojones

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I literarily read “me at 2:58 in the morning” at 2:58 in the morning.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please, no reminders

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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It’s the shorts socks and shoe combo...

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Haha I used to be the ventilation officer in charge of the AC onboard cruise ships. Sometimes the controls were terrible and overcompensated

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sometimes in public places the aircon will be set too cold.

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 2

But it does just enough for me to get it, so it must do...

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol when I fart loud, our dog runs away and looks at me affronted from afar.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Before she sleeps in the sand?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You’re welcome!! I’m feeling pretty low right now (with my work) but just know I need to keep going and not stop or it’ll get worse!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...tomorrow is a new day, those people can’t shit on you the same way. Hold out OP, things can only get better. We’re here for you!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Those words said at the right time can make such a massive difference. If you think about how shit you feel now and what you’ve been thru...

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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Love the red box around the outside so you know when the video is gonna end.

7 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Mi dispiace, non parle Italiano

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We had a pilot whilst navigating the amazon. We got grounded on a sand bank. He was tested for drugs and was positive for coke.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

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Not here, that was already allocated to my brother

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put.. put your foot in it?

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