Sm00th615

31894 pts ยท February 11, 2015


I'm a married father of 2 boys who mean everything to me. I love all kinds of music. I'm a gamer (Xbox one)I love retro games (retro pi/old Nintendo/8bit/16 bit) . I love sharp humor and dark comedy. The more blasphemous the better. I love Dark Liquor and old school R&B. Noob at d&d but I'm learning.

Auto correct and its love of ducks

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He's so witty...

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Views 460

Smother Mate

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Sweetest puppy ever!

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Was there ever an update?

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It's my 3rd cake day. Here's one of my favorites.

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She assumed as much anyway

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My 12th favorite for Imgur12 is Japanese style renditions of modern heroes and villains.

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One of the sweetest pibbles I've ever met.

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Is Flynn Rider not the best?

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I should be ashamed but I'm not

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My first Switch wasn't by Nintendo

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How I feel after having to use my wife's "Wild Madagascar Vanilla" body wash.

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I think I got this parenting thing figured out

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Enji Black Cat

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When I go to prison, this is how the headline will read. I just know it.

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Color a picture with me.

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Obviously vegans created Plants vs Zombies...

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This is Whiskey

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Views 237

My Secret Santa must be a geologist. Because he rocks!

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Who remembers these guys?

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Trying to quit again

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Secret Santa excitement!

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Become gangster literate with this translation guide.

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Noot Noot motherfucker

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Having a seat on the bandwagon.

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I don't know what to do.

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MRW I smoked for the first time in months last night

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Nostalgia?

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Give your child the gift of sociopathy

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Old school selfie for Christmas

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MRW my wife revealed my new recliner in our new place.

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MRW I'm trying to make the confetti pop after the mobile update

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Caught my son being awesome

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Strolling through usersub like

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The only election I'm interested in

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Bruh...

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Views 5683

Got Milk? I'm horrible...

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Views 103

When my wife gets naked but the floor is cold on her feet

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Sora plz

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Terrible Tiger

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RIP Florida Man

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Views 225

Baby fight club! Who's down?

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I made a thing!

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This could be us but you playin'

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$900 million jackpot

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One of us

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IMA GOIN TO STAR WARS!

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For everyone hating the Rickman posts

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