SmoothasDuck

1931 pts ยท September 2, 2015


Trains run on tracks. It's not like you don't know where they are coming from.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That look of betrayal.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You assume he's a Democrat.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Everything checks out to me.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

HEY, WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poor frog.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put drug dealers in a circle and then tell them to go sell their drugs on a corner. Problem solved.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Insta...Carma!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Slower... you pot.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought this was a VW post at first. Was very confused.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RIP Photographer

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot Twist: Fluchtlings-Hilfe is Austrian for slush fund.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inception!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Get a girlfriend.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something, something... where ever you are.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just say yes.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... who gets the credit for throwing the touch down?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm lactose intolerant. -1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL: Peter Pan is a drug dealer.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Paint Truck: Drift Edition.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Use your vacuum cleaner. You're welcome.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My wife is superhydrophoic as well. I'm going to test this out.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how the matrix starts.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red light. Green light. Red light. Green light.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats on being Father of the Year.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheer up kid.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Disco ball massager.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RIP OP.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Confirmed. Arnold is running for President.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

LA Lights on steroids.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0