Trying to find a good cake day post on april fools day
Oreo not just doing cookie dough...
Well that's unfortunate...
I don't always find the best paintings ever... but when I do...
I'll put them away after this one
When you lied on your resume and got the job
Crazy spiral staircase at my buddy's wedding
Stowaway in my hockey bag last night
Secret santa... you da real MVP
I think I've become too submissive at home...
Someone was sick of Christmas shopping
They are really cracking down, people
It's Friday and I have 1 more hour of work... and this exists
Oh no... its me isn't it??
I'll live the rest of my life wondering what could have been...
A pint is a pound the world around
MRW Driving and see a cute girl in the car next to me, then notice the baby seat in the back
Went outside this weekend... it wa
Drilled it.
Its my cake day... resubmitting my first post with obligatory animal offering
Once upon a time in Amsterdam
MRW I see an ice cream wrapper in the trash
What I've concluded after living with my gf for a while
I still secretly hope I'll open one and find boobs one day
Yes I would love another beer....
The "OMG ur gonna get diabetes" comments are annoying and lame
You had ONE job...
Nope...I don't think I want to go in there...
As a heavier kid growing up...
He really doesn't give a F***
MRW Someone calls me out for a small error in my post
You're killing me smalls!
Truth.
Go home, Bear... You're drunk!
Seems legit
What you know about rockin a tiger on your noggin?
I think I'll just hold mine, thanks
Behind every sign is a story... #2
We need more of this... and less of your family
When I send a gift and don't get a thank you
Good Guy Barista made my day today
Sad but true
No banana for scale.. sorry for potato
As the dude who dropped his CC... thanks for turning it in, buddy
Hand held Imgur
I am sure there is a way...
Every single time
Anyone else remember this show??
Love eating some good carpet ;)
Googled 'awesome baby suit' for my nephew's 1st birthday...
You're just the worst kinda person...
Its my birthday, let there be bacon
Coffee maker eggs
This is why I'm fat
Hide the evidence!
Resistence is futile