Snooj

1427681 pts ยท September 23, 2011


Not to brag but Sarah once rated me 6 bananas. If you take a screenshot of this profile and get it to the front page then good for fuckin' you.

Remember that trolls aren't trying to "get to you". They're trying to get *responses* from you. Once you reply they have won. Content is immaterial. Five replies to one comment is a good ROI. When you see stuff like this, mute and move on. Anything else and the troll did its job. If I could make everyone realize this there would be no more trolls in like a week. Imagine making a hateful comment and no one replied or downvoted.

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're still showing up to game night tonight, right?

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When they dedicate an egg to you it means you've really made it as a clown. I think. I honestly don't know what the requirements are.

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

This song *is* Return to Innocence.

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Popularized by a German band.

2 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Happy memories of playing this at parties. I still have this Enigma CD (and their first one). Both are awesome.

2 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

P.S. She did *not* like this video in exactly the way I hoped she wouldn't. Success!

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was ghee-roh.

2 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Every app needs proper feedback. If you wanted to start an app then you must have some firsthand knowledge. Help them.

2 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. They don't own the building, they rent. The business owner themselves shouldn't be embarrassed if they try to accommodate you anyway and then they have ammunition for the landlord.

2 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It may surprise you to know you can do this anyway. Just buy a wheelchair. No one is going to ask if you're really disabled.

2 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Somewhere in Australia someone is disappointedly opening up the shipment of spoons meant for you.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They passed on it because they were busy setting up their own streaming service. Too bad they did it in partnership with Enron. True facts.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, biologically speaking snakes are heads on short necks with long bodies that have no legs and then a tail at the end. But we could probably still end up like the last frame if we wanted to get deeper into it.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, high numbers mean more things.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#8 I've only played Go and have no experience with the show or lore or card games or anything. Why did this not make the trainer happy?

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this guy feels that was about Kirk imagine his meltdown if it happens to Trump.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If someone is going to address the brand, the brand is allowed to retort.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love it when you post videos like this because my wife is terrified of gators so I always make sure to show her.

3 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And if it's not a TBI you usually get knocked unconscious for a few seconds. But movies use that so often as a non-lethal way to get someone out of the way for an hour or two.

3 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Little did you know that denying benefits for first responders also wouldn't be the worst thing about him.

3 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm glad he's Muslim because if he were a regular white guy the Republicans would be attacking everything about him. But since they have one little thing that they think is important it's all they focus on.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The spiritual predecessor to the knife-wrench: the wrench-wrench.

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems to happen a lot in older movies. Now if only we can get past the trope of "I hit him on the head so he'll be unconscious for a while".

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not one sound effect in the whole thing, though.

4 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My first thought as well. We're kinda rolling back on that first one.

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I did that with The Boys. Forgot about it in between seasons. It was only a couple weeks ago that I realized the 5th and final season was out. It was a solid run even though most people lost interest.

13 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What if this time we make the president's *wife* fuck a pig! Oh, wait..."

13 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow, I thought the one in this post was the only video of it. Never realized there was another view.

13 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate the taste and am a total lightweight because I don't drink and I'm like 95% positive I could accomplish this.

13 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0