SnowLeopard

10135 pts ยท August 30, 2012


Your ducks are more civilized than my coworkers.

1 month ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I think you mean an oxymoron? A "catch 22" refers to a lose-lose situation.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Name and shame

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thought it was the actress from Riverdale

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Been a long time since I heard La Camisa Negra

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that was the joke...

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

It comes out packaged neatly in a membrane for the parent to chuck away. Evolved to keep the nest clean.

3 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 0

If it's not from the Poutine region of Canada it's just sparkling carbohydrates

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Yeah, 'cause that's when they can follow you back to the car

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because JKR is a TERF (trans-exclusionary radical feminist)

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Uhh your black cat has an interesting pupil shape...

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

No, Brazilian Butt Lift, a cosmetic surgery. CNA = Certified Nursing Assistant.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck you I'm only in my 20s

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought it looked familiar, isn't that the shopping district near Kiyomizu?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

African American Vernacular English

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Heilung

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's a temporary but necessary fix. At the very least, more ppl making decisions makes it less likely for extreme outcomes like this

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's a missing option where the mother dies too because the dead fetus is rotting inside her and she isn't allowed to abort.

4 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

That saying about there being more than one way to skin a cat? This is the guy that knows all the ways.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probiotics, but she's wrong. Half the human microbial microbiome already got snapped along with the humans.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're thinking of the Svalbard Seed Vault, built into the permafrost

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You mean, you're gonna use the H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK out of it

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

at all 'when the universe was created' depending on what they meant. More like a quark soup of sorts, but I'm not a physicist, so... (2)

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, heavier elements also didn't exist until after expansion and then atomic fusion inside stars. So there probably weren't 'atoms' (1)

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

damn you got a lot of people in Washtenaw County

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It only says he admitted to the firearm possession, not the text messages.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

We pay to take the tests, then pay to send the scores to colleges, then pay to apply to colleges.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

All of them... All of them are stupid.

5 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0