SoftStinkyCheese

8933 pts ยท February 19, 2013


So... much... inspiration. Firing up my grill this weekend for sure.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Maybe some people don't want to fuck cows. Even if they ARE cows from CA. Geez, stop trying to force your bestiality on me!

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll just put is over here... With the other fire...

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

They also aren't bees.

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You know what? Today you get an upvote just for endorsing Pacific Rim.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or gender twist on Jurassic Park. The world may never know!

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I'm so pumped to see all the tiger comments!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Psh. You've got a bitch-ass schedule again this year. Can't wait until playoff model goes into effect.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That ride was so fantastic! Just pure speed bliss. We rode it so many times!

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would go so lesbian for this awesome bitch.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Backstrap is glorious.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make it rare and we have a winner! I do enjoy a nice lamb shank though. If I'm at home, I'll eat it like an animal with my hands. No. Shame.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't see how it's impossible to love both veggies AND meat. Real food love, here.

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

We're actually encouraged to take "stroll breaks" at my job because we're by a little park. Smoker or non-smoker!

13 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Dance your cares away, worry's for another day! (FTFY)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I admire your dedication to slowly and methodically building up points.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Cook your own brunch, you uncultured swine. The point is to hang out, cook, relax, and most of all... drink mimosas and bloody marys.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 <3

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At first I was like, these aren't too impressive and then I realized WORDS.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Touch me.. I'm Tyvek /wink

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This made me chortle.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My lily-white skin!!!!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed. My kitten is spiderbro's arch-enemy. My other fat cat is indifferent to the world that revolves around her.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I really enjoyed reading this at this moment of my life. Thank you.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kind of need to know where this gif came from. Why is he so tickled?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, you know, these guy kind of exist outside of the big Blockbuster summer movies.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except, like, if you completely reversed this situation.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My hamster did that. She was such a bitch. We ended up selling her and keeping her two surviving babies.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

High five, bitch!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My cat plays fetch, too!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0