My friend is awesome
heres looking at you kid.
What do you do after you get blown up in King's landing. You sell crocs
Douche bag see douche bag do...
CHECK THE TAPES!
MRW: a friend makes up a Bizarre story that never happened.
i think my Special K tasted so much better this day.
when you're in the car and you really need to spit.
MRW: im mid-song in the shower and need to take a dump.
leaving work early like.
At least I think I'm funny.
MRW: someone is saying something i told them not to repeat