Christopher Darden did an AMA on Reddit and this was, by far, his best response.
The Glasgow/Edinburgh divide in one tweet
Ever get that feeling you're being watched?
Cute little pupper giving me a big old smile
Sir Roger Moore has die, aged 89, his family announces.
I help
When you check your phone at 3 in the morning with full brightness
MRW I sit on a toilet seat that's warm
Back my day...
Kentucky Fried Trolling
Want some fries with that burn?
MRW I'm ordering pizza in line with my girlfriend for us at the local take away and they ask me if I want to upgrade to extra large.
Fuck 2016
Massive fire in Glasgow last night.
This guy is the most Santa santa I've ever seen or heard of. Absolute respect for making a kids last moment on earth memorable.
Best secret santa I've seen
Don't get high on your own supply
KFC advertising their new cauliflower bum burgers.