3556 pts ยท September 11, 2016
Graduate student and part-time engineer. Message me if you like talking to a sarcastic asshole.
It just seems very difficult to find anyone.. normal.. on OkCupid.
Brittany, go to your room and stop trying to become a meme.
Ester, we've talked about this.
*Keeps making politically charged posts after the election* What difference does it make?
Back when I fought in the meme wars, I saw some shit.
I'm a graduate student. I'm 98% coffee.
Hey now.. I've actually been sitting.
Probably a generic bottle size to reduce inventory costs. Nothing to see here folks, move along, move along.
The Illuminati have their reasons.
My only problem with people who tend to hold this position is they pretend their "real" news source has no bias. Everyone is biased.
That's a kind thing for you to do, CrazyHornedLizardLady.
And I don't know how to tell you this is the 10,321,143.5 time I've seen this almost exact post.
I'm colorblind so I don't really know what you're saying.
Wait, you can actually meet people on OkCupid?
Exactly.
I have a hunch you won't show.
And cheers from a fairly drunk friend!
Never implied that.
I see I'm not the only one getting drunk by myself on a Friday night.
Can I come over?
My bowel movements are now triggered.
Yeah, obviously Battlefield is the better franchise.
Pretty sure that kicker just scored.
Went for the low hanging fruit there.
Shit dude, I've got my fingers crossed I'll be married in my 30s and be able to stay up whenever I want.
MRW I finish in 16.7 seconds.
One Heart makes more sense, and is anatomically correct.
Jet fuel can't melt spandex.
Fuck you and your happiness.
Go fuck me Lassannn! Wait..
It just seems very difficult to find anyone.. normal.. on OkCupid.
Brittany, go to your room and stop trying to become a meme.
Ester, we've talked about this.
*Keeps making politically charged posts after the election* What difference does it make?
Back when I fought in the meme wars, I saw some shit.
I'm a graduate student. I'm 98% coffee.
Hey now.. I've actually been sitting.
Probably a generic bottle size to reduce inventory costs. Nothing to see here folks, move along, move along.
The Illuminati have their reasons.
My only problem with people who tend to hold this position is they pretend their "real" news source has no bias. Everyone is biased.
That's a kind thing for you to do, CrazyHornedLizardLady.
And I don't know how to tell you this is the 10,321,143.5 time I've seen this almost exact post.
I'm colorblind so I don't really know what you're saying.
Wait, you can actually meet people on OkCupid?
Exactly.
I have a hunch you won't show.
And cheers from a fairly drunk friend!
Never implied that.
I see I'm not the only one getting drunk by myself on a Friday night.
Can I come over?
My bowel movements are now triggered.
Yeah, obviously Battlefield is the better franchise.
Pretty sure that kicker just scored.
Went for the low hanging fruit there.
Shit dude, I've got my fingers crossed I'll be married in my 30s and be able to stay up whenever I want.
MRW I finish in 16.7 seconds.
One Heart makes more sense, and is anatomically correct.
Jet fuel can't melt spandex.
Fuck you and your happiness.
Go fuck me Lassannn! Wait..