Somniax

1823 pts ยท June 14, 2015


It is difficult to describe who one is in words. I can tell you who I am, however you will have to find out what it means. I enjoy many things.

Removal of the elusive blood slug.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to start using this for now on.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People at my work: do #41 (42), think the monitor is the PC, need docking stations to connect tower to monitors, don't know what Ethernet is

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Used to have this dream all the time. More teeth fell out than I really have. Have anxiety issues, assumed it is when I feel not in control.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ignorance of the law apparently is an excuse.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Google search usually finds the song I'm looking for somehow even when I type something so generic it could be anything.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how someone always posts something that I randomly think about throughout the day.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ask a Gentern if Zydrate is right for you.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of course the moon is fake. If you try to take a picture of it, it doesn't show up. (j/k, this is just an illusion made by the camera lens)

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She also caught my back seat on fire because of the same cigarette. It was the last time I had her in my car.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I also ask my mother not to smoke in my car when I started driving. I didn't even finish the sentence before she lit up and blew in my face

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My father threw me against a wall from a DARE essay I had to turn in about asking them to stop smoking and their response, I was 7 or 8

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The places I worked, those who took 30 "bathroom breaks" a day, or extended bathroom breaks, weren't sitting on the toilet. Just sayin'.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deadpool shoves the mask into Spiderman's face ...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like with all group projects, she was left doing all the work.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I legit had to watch this for one of my college classes and do a paper on it... last fall

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and pharmacies in grocery stores, which sell stuff way worse than weed.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I would have called the kabobs, Kaboba Fetts.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brain has a virus and popups randomly occur interrupting my train..ooo costume idea for next Halloween. I should watch that movie I like.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I can drink formaldehyde then since it is in my blood it must be okay.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/m8M99tM

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/4OXV9xj?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0