Sooner70

196707 pts ยท January 13, 2013


Practice makes perfect if you've a gift. For most of us, practice will simply make passable. But that's OK for normal folk.

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

How expensive is something like that?

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You clearly haven't checked since 2025. It's become a trademark of the Trump admin. They literally pride themselves on it.

16 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Squirrel!

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And if you want to see her get into some kinky shit, watch "Crash".

16 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's the weirdest bit. Cheating is so engrained in him that he feels the need to cheat even at golf. He could score 2X par and no one would give a shit... But he can't help but lie about every single fucking thing; even something as irrelevant as his golf score.

17 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Ditto. Further... These days I work with active duty folks. When his name comes up the eyes start to roll.

17 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

WTF do they use that is so friggin' sensitive that small arms causes a detonation? It's not as if there aren't a metric fuckton of options that would shrug off such abuse...

17 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It still is the talk that steroids do that.

17 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

And thus a young me became fascinated with bondage.

21 hours ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I mean, obviously, the toddler is his main squeeze. If the toddler wants to shack up with a politician they gotta take the good with the bad.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, they're ALL about to see some shit....

1 day ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Yeah, my first thought was, "Gee, I've been to some parties where handcuffs were involved, but I don't remember any cops."

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, yes you are. Hint: The guy who wears rings like that ain't gettin' any.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm clearly not a lesbian as I have absolutely zero clue what that's supposed to say.

4 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

So... South is at the top of the screen?

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 - Both.

5 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Who's talking about memes? I'm talking about actual sex trafficing of minors.

5 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He doesn't need AI trash. He can get the real thing. That said, there are billionaires who want to become even richer thanks to owning AI data centers. As long as those billionaires are lining his pockets... Well, he's pro AI.

5 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, MAGA views the above chart as a triumph.

6 days ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

What happened (this time)?

6 days ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Do they run faster in blue light or something??

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've actually mastered it. I ride my motorcycle. "How do I get *that* on the bike?" becomes a very natural barier to impulse buys. Voila!

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But if he's showing off, it should be in the window.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's definitely warm in here.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Straight up whore moose?

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I mean, I've heard of cutting the head off a snake with a shovel before but I never quite imagined it looking like this.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

They don't think the leopards will eat *their* face. It's that simple.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

IIRC, Jolene was a bank teller that was flirting with her hubby.... And Dolly's hubby was famous for always being there.

1 week ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0