If someone notices this and gets it to the front page I will do 50 push ups for every upvote and 30 jumping jacks for every favourite. Yeah, like fuck that's going to happen. I ain't doin shit for you jackarses. Go suck a lemon!
If someone notices this and gets it to the front page I will do 50 push ups for every upvote and 30 jumping jacks for every favourite. Yeah, like fuck that's going to happen. I ain't doin shit for you jackarses. Go suck a lemon!
You do know you don't actually have to publish it to link to it right?
So fucking worth it though.
I'm almost tempted to go for the long con. Make friends, get them all comfortable, then in 6 months fuck vigorously in the anus sans lube.
This is why I miss Quake 2 CTF. Pinh of 350ms on a dialup server was totally acceptable.
Yup. He completely forgot the complicated name he was supposed to say and so he said "Tim". Terry allowed it and history was made.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberrys
NFL is the worst. 3+hrs of tv for 1hr of ads, 2.8hrs of replays and people standing around, all for 11mins of actual ball play.
Or held by another peraon out of frame and released them when they heard the laptop shut.
Had a workmate whose son was high functioning autistic. He wasn't overly brilliant but when you got him on a topic he liked he was a gun.
Scizzorkick Cricketbat
Isn't thanksgiving a celebration of the genocide of Native Americans?
Beachbody Chunkybap. Seriously? I couldn't be Scissorkick Cricketbat could I? No. I am Beachbody fucking Chunkybap. Fuck you name game!
I too like to think live, but sometimes I like to think delayed just for something different.
I know. It's like there is a whole world of happyness if only we would stop feeling like shit all the time and just start being happy
Musical humour is very hit and miss and he strikes out just about every time. Plus, from the bits I don't like how he presents himself.
What?! Spy Kids? Damn youngin. Them thar be Jaws 3D glasses!
I can't stand Minchin, but I will admit that one song did make me chuckle.
As someone who doesn't deal with lbs as a measurement, I read the 's' to be a plural and so interpreted it as 2-3lbs. Because MEAT!
Don't smash the touch screen then. I have had androids since GS2 and have never had this happen to me, and I may as well have four thumbs.
Don't smash the touch screen then. I have had androids since GS2 and have never had this happen to me, and I may as well have four thumbs.
Well, it's been 4 hrs. Where's this hairy arsehole you promised us?
Bought it for my dad's 60th back in March.
Bucky balls by the look. There are various brands but Bucky is the ones I had and the ones that stick in my mind
Something something privilege check
Madonnas abortion rendition of American Pie was so very different from the original, and it was fuckin horrid!
NURSE! GET ME 500ml OF BBQ STAT!
Sure. But, I need you to hold my pocket rocks for me. Pocket rocks are awesome and I want you to fucking DROWN!
So if I say things like "there is nothing sexier than a mature body" and "You have awesome boobs because boobs are awesome" it may pay off?
http://imgur.com/NPcj7xW Yeah....no thanks.
As a non American, what's wrong with Aspen?