Southtex

8910 pts ยท January 11, 2013


Lurking long enough. Time to join the fun

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6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Friend served in Germany. He only spoke English, her only German. They've been married 40+ years.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same in Texas.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gay

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

No deal

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The gun broke into two pieces held together by a strap

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Join the Border Patrol. Great job, great pay, and mandatory retirement at 57.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Freedom

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this the tentacle porn I've heard about

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Many cultures and religions don't hold children responsible until around 8. Nobody should hold you responsible. May you find peace.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL I grew up poor :-(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right in the chicken mcnuggets

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Start with a savings account for quick access money for emergencies then go to investments.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Sarah Jessica Parker?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

By sweat pants and tank top, do you really mean a glove?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Score!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I got wood

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I shed a few by the time I got to the bottom.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I for one thank you for it. RWH

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not to be confused with the donkey punch

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

Class of 88! Whoop!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad graduated from there, thankfully I went to Texas A&M. I've had fun with him with this one.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

+1 for Mizzou reference

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

I think bitch was used in the same context as cocky or arrogant . Another word might have been better, but the meaning remains the same.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Very nice.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

We don't believe you. Show us!

11 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 5

You can also split the log and reassemble the pieces to do the same thing.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stropping sounds like something you do when your date cancels on you.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Your remark made me tear up. Thanks

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was GTA at first

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0