SpatialDistance

116 pts ยท February 18, 2014


Oh god! For a second, I thought it was semen all across his face!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This photo shows that cats are too stupid to eat on their own so they need a helper to shove their face into it.

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Surprise to someone.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is he a Super Saiyan? Also, what's with the watermark?

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The reason why the one that survive is a different color is because it's a super bug. Super Bug, Super Mom! Yes, I went there.

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Two guitars, one cup? Or are you a little shit who plays guitar?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I get it. Geography.

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This is why I never go to the doctor.

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Nightshade plants semantic...

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It's a miracle. Isn't it?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I know that act! It's called the Aristocrats!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, he is too large and ugly for us, so we drove him out. I do say, for ones so elegant, you do have poor taste in cultural standards.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That ugly duckling was yours?

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"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

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Wait, could that be why the moon was red yesterday night?

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Better not let that one bite me. I don't want an erection that needs blood drainage via needle.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://animals.howstuffworks.com/mammals/orca-killer-whale1.htm the first paragraph answer this.

12 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

The lines make it so real, that cartoon Jackie Chan looks like he became live action. This is why people love the lines.

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http://imgur.com/swRf4sk

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http://imgur.com/swRf4sk

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That's a dolphin

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The one where you lay down and eat until you hear the kettle whistling for tea.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. At first, I didn't notice, but it does look like lips.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that moldy cheddar? Cheez-It has gone too far.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Leeroy Jenkins!

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In the circle of life

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I thought it was how almost all the cars on one side of the street are silver/white and almost all on the other side are grey/black.

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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ink+eraser or classic whiteout would work.

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A world where popcorn kernels look like plectrum, power outlet sockets are the same size, and Pink Pearls are rectangular; I'd love that.

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