SpeedBeetle

233009 pts ยท March 27, 2018


This account is shared by a married couple of European bi women who favourite other women with muscles, dogs, medieval shit, and weird things. We downvote all religious junk, politics, patriotic nonsense, selfies, guns, and violence. If you take a selfie with a holy book, a gun, and a flag you're the new worst person! Feel free to send us pics of anything... especially your things... especially if they activate neurons. "Monogamy? In this economy!?"

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why did he fail the background check?

2 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

I love the hip line on this.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too would rather be slowly consumed by moss.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn you, FDR. You fucked us all again!

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is what it takes to keep the trans out of bathrooms.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Storm. More Storm. Storm is best.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lifelong undiagnosed ADHD and Autism 2. I required support growing up. Instead, I got beaten so bad that my parents lost custody and my stepfather went to prison.

But I'm fine.

I cope.

4 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

4 years ago my son was diagnosed with ADHD and Autism 2. During the review they gave my partner and I each a questionnaire about our sons activities and how we rate them on a 1-5 scale of appropriateness for his age.

After reading my questionnaire they gave me a referral.

4 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

They are free to do so, but it's not like they'll take their whole business with them.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

WTF Shoemaker? These are humans.

6 days ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Beautiful.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ACAB.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Same. I had these cinnamon cookies when I lived in the US a few years ago. Snickerdoodles. I still think about them.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I know what I'd like to eat.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drones. If they surrender their thinking to an AI, they are a drone.

They can call us anti-AI people "Luddites" if they like, but I prefer the term "Butlerians"

Jihad is upon them and their artificial god.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

There;s no such thing as the "friend zone." If you can't just deal with your own little fee-fees and be someone's friend, you're just a shit person.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a bummer about the AI.

1 week ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Nice lunchbox.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Can I just replace everything on my phone ever with this?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I found my happiness when I found someone who can hurt me the way I like.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Ah damnit! I spelled poles wrong. English, you ramshackle language, you!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This also works for polls on public property.

1 week ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

And other lesbians will still not get the hint.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The only thing my dad ever did was try to pray with me and teach me scriptures, but he's dead now. Good riddance, old man.

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I'm the opposite of worried.

2 weeks ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 5

#13 This is how lesbian sex starts.

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As a woman, we're born with fewer ribs anyway. /s

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0