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After BAF attends a charity event, AFC's photo is accidentally placed in the NYTimes. Later a face swap goes viral on the Net. AFC grins.
News of AFC hits BAF like an Acme anvil in Looney Tunes. Immediately a Garfield-Nermal type relationship is born, which soon grows into war.
He is forced to listen to his captor play violin. BAF only makes polite smiles and reads a magazine during the best part. He is kicked out.
After being kidnapped, BAF discovers this is his "thing," and takes it to the next level. He accidentally makes love to a stuffed animal.
While sponsored by Vidal Sasson, BAF is caught lathering and rinsing, but not repeating. A video goes viral. His excuse: drying in between.
It might have been too esoteric.
This makes that elephant disturbing.
It doesn't seem to mind being objectified.
Paul McCartney needs to stop rewriting all the old Beatles songs.
L'esprit de la douche.
Since it was able to survive drowning, they decided to reward it with some free crack.
I can imagine OP just tossing kittens: whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop.
Bloody atheists . . .
Humans get cowlicks; dogs get ear bacon.
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."
"The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts."
Unfortunately, Doggy loved the taste of Ducky.
Without your space helmet, Dave? You're going to find that rather difficult.
Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
Plot twist: death by snu snu toy
"What's the problem?" "I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. "What are you talking about HAL?"
They're very advanced.
"Houston, we have a problem . . . "
I have a question about males getting aroused in space . . .
If there's a problem, those guys will still be the ones to get run over.
The rich have quite a view.
Level 1
Unfortunately, the entrance was now closed.
Let's talk about pong.
There's good punishment and bad punishment.