Splosions

106690 pts ยท November 8, 2016


Send moose!

*As long as the pay is good enough

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He just shit his pants
Fuck I can smell it from over here
Why isn't anyone doing anything?
This could have been an email

1 year ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 6

Both weapons will cleave a man in half at close range.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Activate instant kill!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck the labrum. All my homies hate the labrum.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can't win the game when the other team gets to make the rules.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes/No? I know it was definitely a fact in an MMO called Aion. Players would slide the character scale all the way down because you had to click on players using the mouse. Smaller characters were harder to click, female characters could get even smaller.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Female models in FPS games are typically, physically smaller and harder to target/hit.

2 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 1

Any company that launches a rocket with the intent for the booster to fall into the ocean pays a fee upfront for it.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I am not an animator, what red flags are you seeing that I should look out for?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see you already flipped the loaf so it can brown evenly on both sides.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My mom is in an Alzheimer's research group. She is getting "infusions" and cognitive tests every 2 weeks. Guess who she voted for?

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Boy that sounds like defamation lawsuit if I ever heard one.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was trying to think of a way to make sure the top doesn't get lost. Chain works

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bird equivalent of

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me: I would like A,B,C, and D.
Insurance: Lol no.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

1 is a coincidence, 2 is a pattern.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I have been in these rooms, and provided the perspective of the employee. I have been asked the question word for word "How do we raise morale without spending money or losing revenue?" I was shocked at first and then just laughed at how out of touch the dude was. Then had a long conversation on how proverbial pizza parties do not raise morale.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am. AZ

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Na, poor thing starved.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I told this to a former friend. He says, "Well, I'm not a Nazi". Ok, but you are supporting removing anything LGBT book related.....you Nazi dumbass. What upsets me most is he is head of cyber security. If anyone should be able to sniff out social engineering, it shoulda been him

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Is this the same guy...and car...that opened the bulging can of fermented fish?

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