Spent the night closing up the restaurant, I got my kiss though.
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"Come over." But babe I can't leave my wingman. "My parents aren't home."
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My grandpa's reaction when I tell him he's internet famous because I posted some of his old war pics
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I wanna know, have you ever seen the raiiiiiin. Ahh the 70's.
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Merry Litmas.
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MRW anyone disagrees with me ever.
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Okay, someone posted a album of Disney Movies and what classic theatre plays they represent. Can someone link it too me?
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Today's my cakeday, and it's dedicated to the best girl I ever had in my life.
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Moved out of my parent's house and had to leave my puppies, I miss movie nights!
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I'm drunk & I just admitted that all I do is browse imgur and play with my puppy to a bucnch of girls, got 2 full #'s out of it.
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Please, enjoy this Pikachu making a funny face at a Togepi.
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I don't usually get into LNI but....
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How I feel trying to bust out of the single life.
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This gem is on Netflix, enjoy and thank me later!
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The anticipation killed me...not literally, but you know.
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Mildly interesting $50 bill from 1928
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To all my fellow Americans, in light of recent news...
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When no one upvotes or downvotes my comment.
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Browsing User Submitted, seeing countless images of half naked women, cats, and creepy shit...
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MRW I realize the original Footloose is on Netflix
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You and me both Ted, party on.
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MRW I see a cute girl at the bar. (I'm Marshall btw)
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Instead of a selfie... can I upload my puppy for Christmas?
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Saw this on my way home today, about thirty miles from where the torndado hit here in IL
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To all the emotionally unstable women out there due to the HIMYM finale...
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Walked into my class ten minutes late, prof asks what I'm listening to and whilst taking my headphones out I drop all my books.
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Will someone help explain all the new features to an old time pokemon master?
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Guys hear me out.. Sober me would be so happy tomorrow morning if you would just upvote drunk me.
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A little Dad humor for your enjoyment.
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Look at these penguins, not giving a single fuck.
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He's...He's just on vacation, right guys? Right?
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MRW my co-worker said she took two big loads this morning, she was talking about laundry....
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MRW I accidently offend someone.
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MRW I went out on campus with some of my freshman buddies, had to walk them through on how to correctly approach college girls
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It's my 21'st and I'm a little drunk, I just want you to know...
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Classic!
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A little drunk, so.... come and get it? Or not I'm a post not a cop.
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Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with.
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MRW I see a cute girl looking for somewhere to sit
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MRW my friend is being chased by a overweight zombie.
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MRW I get a semi-casual desk job that I can browse imgur at.
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How I felt going out to the bars sober tonight
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Whenever I piss someone off on the internet.
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Damn Jesus, keep it in your pants.
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Home from a long day at work, made top comment of FP
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How I feel working in both the service and the retail industry during the holidays.
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Cute girl in class is screen checking me, just trying to look deep and interesting. Don't mind me.
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MRW I walk into class and someone is sitting where I usually sit.
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My thoughts to everyone with road rage in my colleges parking lot today
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Got offered an awesome job, AND was accepted into my first choice University today! UPVOTES FOR EVERYONE!
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1969 was a cool year.
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Always remember to check and change your air filters people
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For my cake day, I present to you Daisy and Duke.
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Turned an empty corner into a battle/schoolwork station
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The time has come for the Almighty Helix to present us the true prophet
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I wonder how The Dark Knight trilogy would have played out if Heath Ledger was still around.
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MRW I realize I'm missing $60 out of my wallet after I get off a 10hr shift at my second job.
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